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Unexpected Sequels: Doctor Sleep and Mad About the Boy

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Danny Torrance, who goes by Dan these days, found himself plagued by the same demons (quite literally) that tormented his father, eventually leading Dan to the same crutch as Jack … alcohol. Regardless of the Jack death so early in Dan’s life, Dan finds himself too similar to Jack for his own comfort. He grows to be a pathetic excuse for a man, a drunk with a penchant for angry outbursts. However, the liquor dims the shine and Dan cannot bear to see and hear what the shining wants him to know. Yet, when Dan finally hits rock bottom it’s the shining that delivers him to a new town where he is able to flourish as a result. It is during his first week of AA meetings that he becomes aware of Abra. A 2 month old girl with an incredible shine, who continues to seek Dan out mentally.

In parallel, we meet a group referred to as the True Knot. These folks appear to be psychic vampires sucking the life force from children like Abra. The True Knot is nomadic, not being able to stay in one area too long due to the missing children and the normal folk catching on to their strange ways. During the climax of the book, the True Knot has taken up residence in Sidewinder, CO. When Abra becomes endangered, Danny must decide if he can go back to the remains of the Overlook to help an innocent child.  

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Bridget Darcy finds herself a mother of two young children at the age of 51. And SPOILER (well, this is on the cover so maybe not a spoiler?) she is widowed. Mark Darcy died 5 years prior, leaving Bridget comfortably taken care of regarding home and money, but completely lost as a mother.

After four years of mourning the loss of Mark, her friends pull her (kicking and screaming) out of her funk, and push her into the world of dating for the first time in 15 years.  As we are reminded in the novel, a lot has changed, when Bridget was last single, e-mail was rarely used. She now not only has to learn how to date again, but also how to date via Twitter, Facebook, PlentyofFish, Match.com, etc. Bridget eventually meets Roxby a young man whom she intends to date only as a boy toy (or toy boy to the Brits), he is 21 years her junior. However, Bridget - being Bridget - immediately starts obsessing over the relationship possibility with Roxster and we see the Bridget we remember from the original series.

In Doctor Sleep, we are presented with a sequel which showed exactly what I wanted to happen, without knowing what I wanted to happen. In Mad About the Boy, we are presented with a sequel in which the very thing we wanted to happen was ripped from us in the first chapter. Having followed Bridget through the depressive angst of her early dating life, don’t we deserve to see her happy with Mark Darcy? Perhaps a story of marital happiness is no story at all, but, as a fan of the series, I felt quite cheated.

I highly suggest reading The Shining before reading Doctor Sleep. Stephen King was not a fan of the Kubrick movie. I can say that after reading The Shining, I can understand why. Though the movie is fantastic, it’s a completely different creature than the book. If you’ve watched the movie and it hasn’t made sense to you, try the book or at least the Steven Weber version of The Shining.

Even though I do feel cheated by the Bridget sequel that we got I’m still glad that I read it and I will probably read it again along with the first two books. I think I read Bridget Jones at just the right time in my life, when I was young enough not to be bothered by her immaturity. And because of that perfect timing, I still enjoyed the book.



Book Review: Doomed by Chuck Palahniuk

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Madison Desert Flower Rosa Parks Coyote Trickster Spencer has been expelled from Hell. THROUGH NO FAULT OF HER OWN, mind you. Madison, 13 for the rest of eternity, was minding her own business until she was brutally murdered by her sociopathic-adopted-brother, Golan, and sent to the fiery pits of Hell (due to some serious character flaws of her own). 

After 8 months in Hell, she became a force to be reckoned with. She made excellent connections, as a child of mega-famous parents would, and got the attention of Satan himself. However, the attention isn't altogether wanted. 

When we leave Madison in Damned, Satan has informed her that she is entirely his creation. She is simply a character in a book that he calls her pathetic existence. Madison is released to Earth with her friends on Halloween - as all the eternally damned are - and misses her curfew due to some hellish-intervention, keeping her trapped as a ghost for the next 365 days. 

Oh, Chuck, your mind is a very dangerous thing. The meat of Doomed is short stories about the characters life. The plot itself seems to be an afterthought. Yet, I do suggest this book if you enjoy the weird. 

This seems completely different than Damned and I would suggest that if you don't care to read Damned that you don't have to in order to enjoy Doomed. Damned is breakfast club in hell. Doomed is something completely different. At times, it reminds me a great deal of Rant (also written by Palahniuk), which I loved. At others its a mix between pure Chuck goodness and digressions that could have been skipped. 

Amazing quotes: 

"Jesus Christ made the best fake boyfriend ever."

"How could you ever bring yourself to love so deeply if you truly knew how brief a lifetime can be?"


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Book Review: Raven Girl by Audrey Niffenegger

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Audrey Niffenegger, best known for her novel The Time Traveler's Wife, has created some very interesting books lately. In 2010, The Night Bookmobile was released, I came across it in the library and was very curious as I recognized the author's name. The book was slight, only 40 or so pages, and was a picture book. Not a graphic novel or comic book, but a book similar to a child's picture book. After reading The Night Bookmobile, I closed the book, reopened and started over. I really wasn't sure how I felt about the book, what was the message here, was there a message (if any reader's figure this one out, e-mail me). 

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 Raven Girl produced a similar reaction. At a staggering 80 pages in length, Niffenegger produced another picture book that was captivating. We begin the story with a post man making an unusual delivery, specifically to a raven's nest. He finds that one of the ravens has fell from the nest, so he picks her up and takes her home. The man has a gentle soul and cares deeply for the raven, who in turn becomes bonded to the post man. So they get married. Yep.

 Shortly after the wedding, the strange pair find that they are bringing a life into the world. The Raven Girl was hatched from an egg. Her exterior is quite normal. However, her speech and soul are fully raven. The remainder of the story is following the Raven Girl while she finds a way to make peace with her dual nature. 

This book was puzzling to say the least. Every conventional arc in fairy tales/fables are struck down. It may not simply be that I enjoy this story, I enjoy that someone like Audrey Niffenegger is in the world to tell these stories.  

In my opinion, if you don't mind a strange tale, this is worth the read. I was able to borrow this from my local library. I probably wouldn't be compelled to purchase the book. 


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Book Review: The Thinking Woman's Guide to Real Magic by Emily Croy Barker

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Nora is a graduate student a bit down on her luck. Her studies are not advancing well, and her boyfriend announced his engagement to another woman.

While attending a wedding party, which the previously mentioned boyfriend (freshly ex'd at this point) was also attending, Nora decides that she just needs to get out of the situation. She grabs a book and goes for a long walk, and doesn't come back. 

Nora finds herself in the company of an amazing woman named Ilissa. Ilissa is kind, thoughtful, rich and incredibly generous with her riches. Ilissa invites Nora to stay at her estate for the night to attend an extravagant party, and also to meet her incredibly handsome son. One night becomes two becomes three, etc. Until Nora finds herself in a strange land marrying a man she knows nothing about. It is not until Nora is captured by a couple strange men and meets the magician, Aruendiel, that she begins to understand her current situation. She is in a world she doesn't know, married to a man she doesn't know, about to have a child with this man. She can't recall the last time she had any control over her actions. She has been enchanted by Ilissa. The magician tries to talk her out of returning to husband, but she refuses, her thoughts are still too foggy. 

The truth was planted in Nora's head and there is no going back. Soon the enchantments around her begin to seem less enchanting and she discovers the man that she has married is in fact a monster. 

The first 100-ish pages of this book were incredibly confusing, which lost my interest, but after pushing through, I fell for this novel. I found myself reaching page 450 last night and becoming anxious that there were only 100 pages remaining. 

I tend to not read epic fantasy, the world building - if not properly constructed - can pull me out of the story. However, Barker constructed a setting that felt entirely real to me. Nora encountering the need to learn a new language, money system, and a entirely new set of rules regarding how a young lady should behave. The awkwardness of a 21st century lass living in medieval setting was entertaining and thought-provoking. 

However, my major complaint about this story is that it did not provide closure. I do hope that we see a sequel from Ms Barker. 


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Hello, Hiatus!

Blah, blah, personal stuff, blah, blah a bit backlogged. Anywho, fear not dear reader this site has not been abandoned.  

While I catch up on my review list, enjoy the vignette below from Media Bistro. Librarians are complete badasses. 

Beastie Boys + Librarians =

I am currently reading The Thinking Woman's Guide to Real Magic by Emily Croy Barker, this review should come out shortly. 

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Book Review: Tampa by Alissa Nutting

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Celeste Price is a predator. There is no doubt of that. She preys upon the innocence of barely teenage boys to meet the needs of her arrested sexual development. 

As we meet Celeste, it is the night before her first day as a middle-school-teacher. In some ways, she is the perfect criminal. She is gorgeous. Her husband, Ford, is gorgeous and rich. On paper, she has no reason to behave the way she does. There is nothing appealing about Celeste as a person. She is a horrible person. 

In Tampa, Nutting investigates a  double standard. If there was a late twenties man, having sex with his middle-school students, the public opinion would be that he should be castrated. However, a sexy young female teacher, divulges in similar acts of pedophelia and the boys are seen as lucky. 

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Society tends to see a young female teacher who preys on her students as a sex symbol. Nutting plays out exactly how this situation is a violation. However, she does so in a very sexually-graphic way, often making me feel uncomfortable during the reading. 

Now, why does this story take place in Tampa? Well, those of you who don't live in the Tampa Bay Area (as I do) may not recall the rash of female teachers who were arrested around 2005-2008. The most famous being Debra Lafave, who is an obvious model for Celeste. On a side note: I am familiar enough with the area to know that Nutting is not at all familiar with the area. A bit more fact checking could have gone into the work. It was bothersome to be pulled out of the story to think, um that's not accurate. 

This is Nutting's first novel. This was a brave work. The initial reviews of this work are mixed. Popular opinion may not support this work but the literary community will. This book was interesting, well though out, and well written. Definitely worth the read, if for no other reason, to see what the fuss is about. 

Tampa was released on July 2 by Ecco Press. 

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Book Review: Big Brother by Lionel Shriver

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Edison and Pandora are survivors of a dysfunctional childhood. Brothers and sisters tend to be close, survivors are bonded for life. When Pandora receives a call regarding Edison's poor luck living in New York, she invites him to stay for a couple months to get him back on his feet. Pandora's husband, Fletcher, is not a fan of Edison. Most people aren't, actually. He has the crassness of New York, not favorable in their small Iowa town. But it's the assuredness of Edison that is the main turn off. He seems to constantly try to prove himself to those that don't care about his credentials. Fletcher is especially perturbed by Edison, as he seems to hold a place in his wife's heart that he will never understand and will never be able to touch. 

When Pandora arrives at the airport to pick up Edison, she doesn't recognize him. He is extremely overweight. "When your brother shows up at the airport weighing hundreds more pounds than when last you met, you don't say anything." Which brings us to the topic of the book; we, Americans, are OBSESSED with weight and appearance. Yet, it's almost impossible to turn to someone you love and say, "I see you, please stop". It's ironic that in showing us that though many of us are broken not so many are so visibly broken, Shriver also shows us that we are so afraid of that visible pain that we don't offer comfort. It's embarrassing. It's difficult. There is such a line to toe and it can feel impossible. 

The following section covers the ending of the book. 

SPOILERS, SPOILERS, SPOILERS.

Panda leaves her family to take care of her brother for a year; to give him a deadline to lose over 200 lb. She tells her husband and his children that she will come back but that she needs this year with her brother. Her husband is obviously pissed at this. He wants his wife at home. Her step-children are in prime teenage drama zone and need their mother. 

Edison struggles but eventually loses the weight. Pandora goes back to her family and then Edison immediately regains the weight. We then find out that none of this actually happened. Oh, unreliable narrator, I really hate you. 

True the unreliable ending was too neat, but the true ending, that Pandora stayed with her family and sent Edison back to NY. That he stayed there until his death in his late forties. That there was no hope for this man. It didn't feel true to the story. Though, to be honest, I'm not sure what ending I would have found satisfactory. 

My favorite quote: 

"We are meant to be hungry"


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Book Review: Where'd You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple

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Bee is a gifted young woman. She is at the top of her class in her private school. Her parents promised her a gift of her choice should she graduate with honors … of course she does well and asked for her wish… a cruise to Antartica. She asks her parents and they can't think of a reason to say no. Bee has been accepted to a ivy league boarding school (by her choice not her parents) and she wants to have an adventure with them before she leaves.

Bee and her parents live in an dilapidated mansion in Seattle, WA. Her mom, Bernadette, is a bit of an odd duck. Bee loves her mom, she considers her to be her best friend, confidant, and co-conspirator. Then one day Bernadette disappears and Bee is left trying to pick up the pieces and clues as to where her mom ran off too. In reviewing the electronic footprints of her mother, she finds some strange e-mails between Bernadette and her Indian personal assistance Manjula. Bernadette, has completely outsourced her life to Manjula. Elgin, Bee's father, is a genius Microsoft employee. He works the majority of the time leaving Bee and her mom alone together. As we find through Bee's research, her mom had an interesting past. Bernadette was once a Macarthur grant winner, but now she is a recluse. So much so that she is completely uninvolved at her daughters school. Her philosophy is to write a check so that folks will leave her alone. There are two "gnats" from the school that just won't leave her life alone, Audrey and Soo-lin. Audrey is clearly insane. She is one of those people who has so little to do in her own life that she completely attaches herself to the idea of stirring up trouble in Bernadette's life. Bernadette's reaction to Audrey ends up getting her in hot water with Elgin. Elign's misinformation begins to accumulate and Bernadette's life spirals out of control.

I loved this book. It's fun and smart. I really adored Bernadette. I know she's a bit crazy but she's a good mom and seems like the type of person I would want to know, especially if espionage is required.

Favorite quote:

"You think it's boring now? Well, it only gets more boring. The sooner you learn it's on you to make life interesting, the better off you'll be."


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Book Review: Inferno by Dan Brown

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Robert Langdon wakes up in a hospital room in Florence, having no clue as to how he got there. Oh Robert, what did you get yourself into this time? His doctors tell him that he's been shot and has amnesia. Before he has the opportunity to glean more information, an assassin makes an attempt on his life. He is rescued by Sienna, one of his doctors (the attractive one, of course). Sienna stows Langdon away in her flat. While looking around, Langdon gets the impression that there is more to Sienna than meets the eye. 

Meanwhile, the reader learns about a madman's, Bertrand Zobrist, plan to destroy the world. He believes that overpopulation will bring the destruction of mankind. Zobrist pieces together a plan that will correct that issue. A plan that is so well executed that it carries on even after his suicide. 

Langdon finds himself on the hunt for the Zobrist's virus. Only Robert can find the clues to locate the virus before its too late. Using clues from Dante's Divine Comedy of course. 

I was in break room this week and a co-worker asked what I was reading, I said, "oh, the new Dan Brown. What are you reading?" She said, "Anna Karenina." Reading Dan Brown can feel like a fact that you should hide. I am a serious reader, I shouldn't like Dan Brown, right? It's not well written, in form or context. But it's fun. This isn't my favorite Dan Brown book; there are some fun things: car chases, pretty girls, tweed jackets, etc. Unfortunately, the ending fizzles out. I get the feeling that Brown wrote himself into a corner, unable to find a way out.  


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Book Review Quickie: Saga Vol 1 by Brian K Vaughan

Super quickie....  

I've seen this book pop up again and again. I finally borrowed it from my library and loved it. The story is told as a child relaying the story of her birth and early life. It starts when she is born in the back of a garage while her parents are hiding from people who want to kill them. They are in a war between two races, they represent one of each. The father is a ram and he's trying to give up his violent ways so that he can live a peaceful life with his new family. The mother, a fairy type, is not willing to give up those ways. She was given orders to watch the ram guy and apparently they fell in love. She is a badass. I love it.